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Sunday, July 24th, 2011
2:49 pm

i don't know where i got it from,but every time my brother asks me something i always answer  " in accordance with the prophecy. . . "  or when i hear something surprising i say "holy cheese"

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Monday, September 15th, 2008
3:32 pm

I know this community is basically dead, but I got a few.

I often say, "...if you're picking up what I'm dropping" instead of "if you know what I mean". Like, "I'd like to fiddle around with his hard drive, if you're picking up what I'm dropping."

And this one I THINK I accidentally stole from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac/Happy Noodle Boy: "Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie." Turns quite a few heads. Use after someone says something that's surprising and unbelievable. Irony points for using it after someone says something completely obvious.

"-schwig" means fast food. Taco Bell = Taco Schwig, Subway = Schwigway, McDonalds = McSchwigs, and so on. Sometimes can be used for store names, like Wal-Schwig (not to be confused with Walschwig's).

Also, using "Your mom" with my sister. Always funny.

Her: "Wow, that car is a piece of shit."
Me: "Your mom is a piece of shit!"
Her: "...Dude. She's your mom too."

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Monday, June 16th, 2008
8:21 am - Bro, delight.

call everyone "bro"

e.i. at the doctors, "you want me to pee in this cup bro?!"

or say, if something is positive say it was a delight, not cool. a delight.

e.i. "Thanks Bro, that check-up was a delight!

I found this community today. i love it already.

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Sunday, November 25th, 2007
11:45 pm

I like to add

'for those of you keeping score at home'

onto the end of statements that I make about something I just did.

For example 'I've hit three straight shots in beer pong... for those of you keeping score at home.'

the ladies love it.

also, i like to add 'the ladies love it' onto the end of things.

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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
3:04 pm - MAN-

Just add "Man"... It's kinda sexy ?

I like your manpants
Let's barbeque some mansteaks

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2:55 pm - ".... ladies"

my friends and I have been doing this WAY too much.
just add "...ladies" to make anything sound creepy. It helps if you say "ladies" in a slightly suggestive voice.


"Let's go to the library....ladies"
"What time is the party....ladies"
"It tastes like chicken...ladies"

current mood: chipper

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Saturday, June 9th, 2007
1:58 am

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus!

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Monday, May 14th, 2007
10:18 pm

When you fuck someone and leave immediately/don't talk to them anymore

'Rail and bail.'

'Bounce and bounce.'

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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
12:42 am - LUSTIFY!

I made up this word while playing Scrabble with someone who certainly does "lustify" me!!!!!

I'm thinking the definition is rather self-explanatory... to make horny.. or become horny. So, you can lustify someone, or become lustified... fun!

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Thursday, April 12th, 2007
2:13 am - Sexytime

I like to use "sexytime" for any happy experience

"I love a good story, reading is my sexytime"

"Ohhh that cheeseburger was sexytime"

"Doing laundry is the anti-sexytime"

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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
12:44 pm

Just call me Jesus!

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
3:21 pm

When someone asks you a yes or no question, respond with

'In a word... [yes/no]'

i mean that's just good old fashioned humor

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Monday, January 8th, 2007
4:33 pm - new catchphrases!
trentdackmin 1. that's what she said

the catchy part is saying it at inappropriate times.

friend: my stepmom told my dad she was leaving him forever.
me: that's what she said!

2. similar but different

fun in any situation.

3. gotcha!

the best part is that just by saying this to someone you are, in effect, "getting" him/her.

parent: did you steal money out of my wallet?
kid: gotcha!

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Friday, December 8th, 2006
9:09 pm

I have been using "sexy back" in a totally deadpan way.

"Did you like the cookies I made?"
"Yes, they bring sexy back."

"Why are you wearing that?"
"Because it brings sexy back."

"Why are all these books out of order?"
"Because it brings sexy back."

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Sunday, October 8th, 2006
6:01 pm

Whenever my friend gets into a situation where he doesn't know what to say, or just an awkward situation, he likes to say

"I am wasted"

This can be preceeded by 'jesus christ' for added effect.


i like to flip it around, and whenever anyone does something stupid I like to tell them that they are belligerantly drunk, especially when they're stone sober. you have to say it in a really accusing tone.

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Sunday, October 1st, 2006
4:56 am - Color Me

I like to say "Well color me _____!" or some variation thereof.  It started off with "tickled pink" and then other colors like "an angry red," but now almost anything will do: 
  • Well color me ecstatic!
  • Color me uncouth, because that was quite the faux pas. 

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Thursday, September 21st, 2006
1:55 pm - Just add ~ish~

I seem to be the queen of catchphrases, at least in my group of friends.
So recently my favorite thing to do is add "ish". I Love it!

YOU: Do you like that Jacket?
ME: It's nice-ish.

YOU: How are you today?
ME: I'm good-ish.

Another favorite which I totally stole from 'Grey's Anatomy' but not on purpose is "Seriously". I use it all the time - Mostly in shock! Sometimes in a questioning way....

Then there is the ever impressive "You'll bounce back!" Although it is a little cold... I seem to find it amusing when people are complaining, because really, ultimately, they will in fact bounce back....

At work, because I am in a somewhat professional environment, I have stolen a line from 'Family Guy' to stop myself from swearing. "What the deuce?" as Stewie Griffin would say, has saved my ass a few times.

I think that's it for now - I'm sure there are more I can't think of right now... but with a little time....

current mood: working

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Sunday, August 27th, 2006
1:48 am

I sometimes refer to people as "home (insert country-themed household object here)" i.e. home slice, home biscuit, home skillet, home turkey.

Eventually they got overused and I got desperate, and "home wood-burning stove" wasn't doing it, so I laid off.

Also, "kosher" = "cool."

And lastly, Snakes on a Plane has opened the door to all sorts of variations on the famous "double motherf*cker" line.
i.e. "I'm sick of all these motherf*cking flies at my motherf*cking picnic."

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Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
11:56 pm
prilly ya know where is a good place to hear catchphrases...the tv show Scrubs
there are hundreds!

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5:35 pm - ha

when someone does something ill-advised i say "Bad Idea Magazine! We have your cover story!"

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